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The 3rd International Drag King Extravaganza

Reviewed by Sparky
photos by Spencer and Eli © 2002
courtesy of the Chicago Kings

Day 1. Friday

After a day-long car trip accompanied by members of the Chicago Kings, I wandered into Woody's, where the the first night of performances at the International Drag King Extravaganza took place in a campus bar in Columbus, Ohio.

Smoking outside, I pressed my nose against the window to watch two incredibly beautiful, voluptuous, corseted women from the Disposable Boy Toys in Santa Barbara.

I slunk inside to watch a leather daddy/boy scene, a self-bondage song, a strutting performance from the legendary Carlos Las Vegas, a scorching girl scout/boy scout version of ³Sixteen Going on Seventeen² complete with very enthusiastic rope usage, and a mixture of everyone else, from those who were scared to do anything but move lips to those who ate up the stage and were showered with dollars (the threesome of Harley Poker, Izzie Big and Skid mark from the Chicago Kings caused quite a stir). These boys were so smolderingly handsome, I had to crawl up there and give them dollars in order to get a taste.

Day 2. Saturday

Saturday began by going to a slide show presentation, drag king (and other gender transgressive) portraits by Erin O'Neill, a photographer and writer. She showed a series of photos of drag kings with their transportation of choice; the audience, some in drag but most out of it, all various degrees of gender expression, was very appreciative. These kings had all different types of masculinity, thoughtfully explored. I learned that her partner, Annie Toone, has done drag in various incarnations since 1979, she's done a drag king rockabilly musical and wants to stage a scene from West Side Story for next year's conference. Next I went to the film room to watch documentaries about drag king performances (including shots from the Chicago Kings' other field trip I've been on, the Murray Hill show in New York), transitioning from F2M, an incredibly touching documentary about a drag king wedding featuring Flare from Canada, and others.

I then stumbled upon a political meeting of Bioqueens. What's a Bioqueen and why are they at a conference for drag kings? A Bioqueen is a femme who performs female drag - or someone with a feminine gender identity who performs female drag, with other bioqueens or drag kings or by herself. The two corseted femmes I'd lusted after the night before? Spectacular, articulate bioqueens, both of them.

Because drag kings are often so focused on masculine people performing masculinity, bioqueens are not always seen as valid performers or given room to perform. It's good to know how and why female drag (and femme gender identity within that) is important and transgressive and not only props for the what's perceived as the more important work of male drag.

Next was the Disposable Boy Toys workshop. They are a feminist drag collective from Santa Barbara who perform female and male drag, generally giving equal stage time to each performer and with few solo acts. The group has been around for a few years, and I was very curious to see how this played out on stage with so many people.

That night's show was an incredible collection of performances.

Reardon Kingsdale and Ken Las Vegas performed as very steamy leather daddies; Carlos Las Vegas wore an outrageous gigantic sparkly set of chaps and glittery vest and hat, with a truly impressive package in between the chaps, working the crowd into a frenzy with his fancy moves; Andy & Enroy performed as Sinead O'Connor and a hyperactive little boy who is devoured by a cow; an adorable David Cassidy look-alike singing "I Think I Love You" to what appeared to be his morning wood but was actually a Hitachi Magic Wand; the St. Louis kings performing a very hot version of "Greased Lightning". Johnny T. did a sexy, heartbreaking lounge act only using a bouquet of flowers as his prop. I saw more types of masculinities, more ways of being drag kings and performing, than I ever imagined that night. The Disposable Boy Toys performed "It's Too Darn Hot" as a swing number, with spectacularly choreographed moves and focus on! a few stellar couples: king-on-king and bioqueen-on-bioqueen included, of course!

I performed as a frat boy with Billy T. Holly for Orgy's "Blue Monday". The best moment was, as I bent to lick his boots, hearing a crowd of drag kings cheer and scream and thrust dollars at us - supporting us as performers, for the message, believing in our drag, in the way we chose to perform masculinity that night.

Day 3. Sunday

Sunday morning, everyone went to a brunch to watch drag monologues, poetry and other performances which were more interpretive or nontraditional drag. Dred performed and discussed being a gender illusionist, illustrating the transformation from luscious male to luscious female on stage. Billy T. Holly performed a brave monologue as a heartbroken cowboy who finds solace in a sailor. After a final exchange of conversation, photographs and contact information, I followed everyone back into the van and began the trek back to Chicago: tired, but happy and exhilarated, awestruck to be performing drag and thrilled to have had the chance to go to such an inspirational gathering of performers.

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